"Well I was just trying to help!"
“You did the exact opposite of what you were supposed to do.”
“I put a lot of work into it!”
“In fact you did the exact opposite of what anyone given the same circumstances would have done.”
“You should be grateful for what I did!”
“Doing nothing would have been an improvement over what you did.”
“Why are you always like this when I try to do something nice for you?”
“Because you’re hurting me and you refuse to believe that you are capable of that.”
Times like this I really wish tumblr had a sent box.
Mizzary: ”Fan out and search for clues.”
Kuffo, “Hey, [click-click] you guys! Zippy’s picked up the trail!”
Zippy: ”No I haven’t-“
Kuffo: ”-It’s blood you guys.”
Zippy: ”This isn’t blood, it’s motor oil.”
Kuffo: ”It’s Chemo’s blood. Chemo, are you bleeding?”
Chemo: “I don’t use motor oil-“
Mizzary: ”No, please… don’t encourage her.”
Congrats Kuffo, you’re now a Water Deer. Also you got a hair cut.
She has two fingers she can move with on each hand, and two less useful nubs on the under side. Due to physiology she is a vegetarian. Her single tusk is a good measure of her annoyance level.